Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Talking Scale Will Force You To Get Glasses

Can't see the scale readout? The ultra-chic, heavy-duty talking scale with wide 15" stable base tells you your weight the moment you step on it. Supports up to 550 lbs. Features easy to read LCD, two person programmable memory, tap on/auto off functions and low battery indicator. Requires 9V battery, not included. Tempered glass, 15 x 12 x 1". $49.98

I don't know about you, but if I weighed 550 lbs, I would be afraid of stepping on anything glass.

Monday, January 10, 2011

The "Weener Kleener" is Exactly What You Think It Is

A soap that makes the morning fun. A "stimulating" way for a man to maintain his personal hygiene. Satisfying one size fits most. "O" shape will make you ooh and ahhh over the sparkling clean results! Soap, 2 3/4" x 1".

WTF of the Year and it's only January.

At Home ATM Silently Mocks Your Financial Stupidity

At-Home ATM™ is always open for business as a fun and practical way to organize funds. Simply establish a PIN code for deposits and withdrawals, without a fee! Features coin recognition and electronic bill feeder. Screen displays updated account balance information. Requires three AA batteries (included). ABS plastic, 3 3/4 x 12 1/2 x 10". $39.99

Finally, a way to save money! And I only have to spend $39.99 PLUS shipping and handling PLUS the cost of AA batteries MINUS my self respect as type "1234" into a toy to get 5 dollars to buy lunch for work.