Because each daughter and daughter- in-law is special, these lovely afghans arrive personalized for her alone. Beautifully embroidered and woven of 100% cotton. Specify names: first line—limit 24 letters/ spaces; second line—limit 4 letters/spaces; third line—limit 24 letters/spaces. Machine wash and dry. 62"Lx47"W. Please allow 3-4 weeks for delivery. No express shipping. Made in the USA.
I don't know who to feel worse for. The girls who are going to get this, or the parents who will be victims of text exchanges like this:
HELP! LOOK @ THIS POS MY MOM GOT ME 4 MY BDAYY. SO FUGLY! HATE HER! WHAT AM I GONNA DO? SO EMBRRSD! SHE MADE ME HANG IT IN MY ROOM!