Monday, November 01, 2010

Why Kids Run Away

Because each daughter and daughter- in-law is special, these lovely afghans arrive personalized for her alone. Beautifully embroidered and woven of 100% cotton. Specify names: first line—limit 24 letters/ spaces; second line—limit 4 letters/spaces; third line—limit 24 letters/spaces. Machine wash and dry. 62"Lx47"W. Please allow 3-4 weeks for delivery. No express shipping. Made in the USA.

I don't know who to feel worse for. The girls who are going to get this, or the parents who will be victims of text exchanges like this:

HELP! LOOK @ THIS POS MY MOM GOT ME 4 MY BDAYY. SO FUGLY! HATE HER! WHAT AM I GONNA DO? SO EMBRRSD! SHE MADE ME HANG IT IN MY ROOM!

OMG. BURN IT!


Miles Kimball

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