Friday, November 05, 2010

This Should Bring Those Divorce Rates Down

Color-changing angel spreads peace and joy throughout your home! Crystal-look praying angel softly glows and changes colors from clear to purple, red, green, blue and orange to create a serene, peaceful aura in your home. Makes a unique holiday gift, too. Lightweight acrylic. 2 button cell batteries included. 3-3/4" H.

FRAN: Hey, Bob?

BOB: What is it Fran?

FRAN: I'm tired of fighting. I think we need some peace and joy in this house.

BOB: You finally leaving?

FRAN: No, you fat bastard, look at this color changing angel. It's only 6 bucks.

BOB: Just get the hell out of this house.

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