Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Regretsy Bait

Vines—leaves—blossoms! Intricate, handworked patchwork embroidery blankets the front of this folk-art hoodie, fitted with twin pockets and front zipper. 100% cotton. Hand washable. Imported. Color: Blue/Multi. Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL. (XXL) $59.95 gag-tacular.

DETECTIVE: Can you describe what the robber was wearing?

BANK TELLER: It was some kind of... oh my God, it was horrifying. I can't!

DETECTIVE: Yes you can, just take your time. What was the robber wearing?

BANK TELLER: It was as if someone dyed a hooded sweat shirt too look like an ugly denim jacket and then covered the front with everything they could find from the fabric aisle at Michaels.

DETECTIVE: We will find this monster and put her away. You have my word.

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