Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Vines—leaves—blossoms! Intricate, handworked patchwork embroidery blankets the front of this folk-art hoodie, fitted with twin pockets and front zipper. 100% cotton. Hand washable. Imported. Color: Blue/Multi. Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL. (XXL) $59.95
DETECTIVE: Can you describe what the robber was wearing?
BANK TELLER: It was some kind of... oh my God, it was horrifying. I can't!
DETECTIVE: Yes you can, just take your time. What was the robber wearing?
BANK TELLER: It was as if someone dyed a hooded sweat shirt too look like an ugly denim jacket and then covered the front with everything they could find from the fabric aisle at Michaels.
DETECTIVE: We will find this monster and put her away. You have my word.