Thursday, October 07, 2010

It's Impressive Alright

Always look like the big spender! The eye-popping $100 bill wallet features a wad of Benjamin's cleverly woven into the rich exterior so you can exude wealth even if you are broke. Impress friends. Satin lined. Equipped with pockets for credit cards, ID and more. Polyurethane Leather, 8 1/4 x 3 3/8". $9.98

Okay, I'll say it: YOU SPENT TEN DOLLARS ON A FUCKING "POLYURETHANE LEATHER" NOVELTY WALLET. THE ONLY PEOPLE IT WILL IMPRESS WILL BE HOMELESS.

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