Jazz up a meeting, add excitement to grocery lists, have fun at parties! The drum pen is fun for kids and adults - it's a pen and a drum that lets you tap a beat anywhere. Buttons let you choose snare, tom-tom, or cymbal sounds; speaker is built-in. Uses 3 button-cell batteries (included). Plastic. 6" long. SAVE! Buy 2 or more - only $6.95 each
"Add excitement to grocery lists." You know, I sometimes wish my life was more exciting, but for fuck's sake, I would rather give the finger to a pimp and run like hell than resort to this.