Monday, October 18, 2010

If You Need This, You're Probably Already Dead

Jazz up a meeting, add excitement to grocery lists, have fun at parties! The drum pen is fun for kids and adults - it's a pen and a drum that lets you tap a beat anywhere. Buttons let you choose snare, tom-tom, or cymbal sounds; speaker is built-in. Uses 3 button-cell batteries (included). Plastic. 6" long. SAVE! Buy 2 or more - only $6.95 each

"Add excitement to grocery lists." You know, I sometimes wish my life was more exciting, but for fuck's sake, I would rather give the finger to a pimp and run like hell than resort to this.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This would make a great addition to any classroom. I bet teachers would love it, livening up the room.