Friday, October 29, 2010

Easy Fake Oven

Energy-efficient super mini toaster oven cooks meals for one or two using minimal counter space. Features the capabilities of a regular toaster oven with a 150°-450°F range in temperature, variable toasting function, 15 minute timer and “stay on” warming function. Includes wire rack and 6 1⁄4"sq. baking pan. ETL listed. 12"L x 7"W x 7 1⁄2"H. $39.99

Yeah, this looks safe.  Aside from the fact that this looks like it was made out of an old hat box, and would struggle to fit a single slice of white bread, are you really going to trust a forty dollar kitchen appliance with NO name?  How will you know who to blame when it catches fire on the first day out of the box?

Here are some suggestions for naming this death trap:
Toasted Recall
Kitchen Inferno
Easy Fake Oven

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