Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Slim Storage Tower with Hamper Wants You Dead

Slim Storage Tower™ with Hamper creates space in bathroom for toiletries, blow dryer, bath supplies and more on three mesh metal shelves with small towel bar. Hamper with removable bag tilts forward for easy laundry access. Ideal for condos and apartments. Some assembly required. Steel, 11 x 19 x 661/2".

"Removable bag tilts forward for easy laundry access."

Hmm. What do you think is going to happen when you tilt that bag forward?

A) The weight of 30lbs of dirty laundry will send the entire rack hurtling toward your face.
B) It will rock violently, but not fall.
C) It will collapse long before then. 

D) I won't be able to tell you because I will have died after getting impaled by cheap Made in China tubing coated in lead-based white paint. 

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