Wednesday, September 29, 2010

No, Really. You Shouldn't Have

8-in-1 men’s groomer set has everything a guy needs to look his best! Includes a mustache/beard shaver, neckline/sideburn trimmer, nose/ear/eyebrow trimmer, two hair trimming attachments, comb, cleaning brush, blade oil and stand. Compact for travel. Uses 2 AAA batteries (not incl.). Stand measures 3-5/8" diam.

Filed under "Gifts" at Because nothing says, "Happy Birthday! Oh, and by the way, you're an unkempt, sloppy, hairy monkey of a bastard who needs to take a bath in a tub full of Nair, but I only had $12.98 to spend on you, so here you go."

(Harriet Carter)

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