Thursday, September 30, 2010

Calling Dickhead Tracy!

Watch phone will forever change the way you communicate! Straight out of hi-tech spy films, this dual watch/touch-button communicator features built-in microphone and speakers for crystal clear conversations anywhere. Easy to use. Simply insert a SIM card (not included, available at your phone or major electronics store) and start dialing. Features three-hand analog digital watch face, six-hour talk time, USB battery charging and more. Includes USB charging cable, earphones for hands free calling and instructions.

You know, I can't think of a better way to get the shit beaten out of me on the Long Island Railroad.

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