Friday, January 22, 2010

I Hope The Waistband Is Elastic

Kymaro™ Jeans Shape, Lift and Tuck in all the Right Places for A Slimmer Figure! Your search for the perfect-fitting jeans is over. Special denim weave contours to your shape to lift buttocks, flatten tummy and slenderize hips and thighs. Stylish flattering higher-rise waist features slimming pockets; 33" inseam. Specify size: 7/8, 9/10, 11/12, 13/14, 15/16, 17/18, 19/20 or 21/22. Machine wash and dry. Imported. $39.99

I don't know why so many people gain weight and then think, "Fuck. Now I have to find some kind of trick Japanese-sounding generic jeans to hide all this fat."

Instead of, you know, watching what the fuck you put in your mouth in the first place.

1 comment:

Love in the Dumps said...

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