You know what's scarier than this vest?
Knowing that that there is a warehouse full of these in China, just waiting for the next barge to deliver them to the United States, where they will be bought and worn by desperate housewives with wretched taste.
Click to enlarge. I dare you.
Sequined Poinsettia Vest You'll shine with holiday charm in our gorgeous silk, beaded poinsettias V-neck vest with its luxurious sequins and bugle-beads design. Side slits offer extra comfort. Hook-and-eye front closure. Polyester lining. Spot clean only. Imported. $49.95 Sizes: S (4-6), M (8-10), L (12-14), XL (16), 1X (16W-18W), 2X (18W-20W), 3X (20W-22W); 20" long. (1X-3X) Add $10