Friday, October 16, 2009

Or, You Could Buy 29 More Tickets

Are you lazy, stupid, and financially irresponsible, yet constantly dreaming of winning the lottery? This is right up your alley.

Talking lottery number picker chooses numbers for you. If you're tired of picking losing lotto numbers, this soothsayer will do the honors. He'll choose numbers for Pick 3, Pick 4, Mega Millions, Powerball and Hot Lotto. Just push the name of the game and then play. With the help of an electronic randomizing (they say that's your best chance!) chip, he'll announce your lucky numbers while moving his mouth. Requires three AA batteries, not included. Plastic, 4 x 5 x 7". $29.98

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