Thursday, October 15, 2009

Morphs Your Wallet, Too

Rejected commercial for the Morphing Nativity:

Hey, Jesus Lovers! Do you love the Almighty, but hate boring, wooden nativities? Well, now there's the incredible MORPHING NATIVITY! (echo effects, laser sounds)

(techno music starts)

The awesome MORPHING NATIVITY is made with GENUINE acrylic and looks just like CRYSTAL!

Just imagine the looks on their faces when they come face-to-face with this extraordinary MORPHING NATIVITY! (shots of people fainting, woman falls backwards onto Christmas tree)

The MORPHING NATIVITY changes COLOR right before your EYES! Other nativities don't do that! Best of all, it's only $9.98! Order now, or go straight to HEEEEELL! (echo effects, thunder)

Morphing nativity has look of cut crystal. Depicts the birth of Jesus in a dynamic lighted display that changes colors. Enhances holiday decor on a mantle or end table, or elsewhere. Makes a great gift. Requires two lithium batteries (included). Unbreakable acrylic, 3 x 2 3/4 x 4 3/4". $9.98

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey, guys... THIS is GENUINE acrylic. That should add something to the value, right?