Monday, August 03, 2009

Because Rulers are for Wimps

Here's a product that I don't understand.

How the hell can you possibly cut a straight line when the laser is attached to the scissors that you're moving the whole time?


Laser Scissors You can cut a straight line! Just aim the pin-point laser and follow the line. No marking, no crooked cuts. Metal, 8 1/2 x 3 1/2 x 1".

2 comments:

Glory von Hathor said...

I fear the real market for this product is for psychos wishing to temporarily blind their victims before putting the scissors to their intended use.

Neil Russell said...

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No Mr Bond, but I wouldn't mind if you'd alter my sportcoat here a bit..."