Thursday, August 20, 2009

Mirror Paper on the Wall, Who's the Dumbest of Them All?

Mirror on a roll turns any wall, ceiling, or door into an instant mirror. Self-adhesive mirror cuts to any size or shape and will not shatter! Make any room look brighter and larger for a fraction of a traditional mirror's cost. Great for hallways, bedrooms, bathrooms and more. Five foot long roll is 24"W. $19.98

What do you do when you're clumsy, stupid, and cheap, yet vain at the same time? Well, you save your pennies and buy a roll of shatter-proof "mirror".

Not only will it be easy to apply, but I'm sure it won't look like you just rolled aluminum foil onto the wall and your reflection will never look like that of a fun house mirror.

Monday, August 03, 2009

Because Rulers are for Wimps

Here's a product that I don't understand.

How the hell can you possibly cut a straight line when the laser is attached to the scissors that you're moving the whole time?

Laser Scissors You can cut a straight line! Just aim the pin-point laser and follow the line. No marking, no crooked cuts. Metal, 8 1/2 x 3 1/2 x 1".

I Think I Threw Out That Blue Shirt in 1986

Vinyl Coverettes slide over clothes on closet rod, providing clear and easy access, shields wardrobe from dust and mildew. Front slit allows quick retrieval of clothes, providing protection without the hassle of zippers.

Do you know what it means when haven't worn something in so long that you need a dust cover for it?

It means that you need to start thinning out the closet. I'd start with everything on this rack.