Monday, July 06, 2009

Evergreens Aren't Forever, You Know

In this tough economic time, it's hard to keep up with the maintaining of your lawn and shrubbery. Luckily, these fake bushes and trees will help to give the illusion of a well-manicured lawn at a fraction of the price.

Best of all, when your house goes into foreclosure because you're buying fake shit for your lawn and not paying off your credit card bills, you can take them with you to the trailer park!


If you or someone you know has recently purchased and installed these fake bushes and trees, I'd like to hear from you. Please leave your address in the comments so that I can come over and drive a tank through your house in the middle of the night admire them.

Faux evergreen decorative shrubs are a simple way to add the beauty of live evergreens to your home, without the fuss of real ones. Use them indoors or out. Place them on your porch, patio or even in entryways. If you don't tell, no one will know they aren't real. No need to worry about watering and feeding! They are maintenance free, deer proof and will not fade. Shrubs arrive 'planted' in dark green plastic pots. Add your own lights and pedestal planters. Plastic.

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