Fake flowers and plants are stupid enough, but fake ivy now? Why? Because home values haven't plummeted enough? Because it's a "privacy emergency"?
"Oh my God. Harold, the neighbors can see my legs! Hurry, throw some fake ivy up!"
EZ-IvyTM fence privacy transforms a chain link, wooden or plastic fence into a wall of ivy with no watering or trimming required. Provides year-round privacy, hides unsightly views and enhances to curb appeal of your property. No need to wait for real ivy to grow, faux-ivy improves the view in minutes – just unroll and secure with your zip ties or staple gun. Can be trimmed to fit. Weather resistant PVC, 10' long x 38" high. $69.98