Friday, March 13, 2009

One Man's Crap...is Still Crap


Well, what do we have here? It's a mystery box! What could be inside? Hmm, it's "valued" at $100, but costs only $35! I wonder what could be inside. 10 bucks worth of random shit from the 99-cent store? A coloring book, generic toothpaste, a hairbrush and a couple of place mats?

If we weren't in such a soul-crushing recession I would order one right now, photograph the contents, and then send it back. You can find it here, if you're brave enough to try for yourself.

It's bad enough people buy garbage they don't need, but to spend 35 bucks and not have any idea what the fuck you're getting is just reckless, and I'd say you probably deserve it for being so damn naive (and lazy).

Lighter Side Surprise Package ($100 Value)
A $100 value, this Surprise Package features toys, books, novelties, gadgets, videos, funmakers, bargains, & MORE! Each Surprise Package is valued at 2 or more times the price you pay; each item is brand new, first quality. Sorry, we cannot honor requests for specific types of merchandise, sizes, or partial returns. $34.98

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