Monday, February 02, 2009


Behind the scenes in the marketing department for the Perfect Pan:

BOSS: Okay, guys, we need to market the hell out of the Perfect Pan, but what kind of food should go on it?

FOOD STYLIST: Well, what is it made for cooking?

BOSS: Didn't you read that marketing material I sent you? It does everything from oversized cookies to pizzas and fajitas - you name it.

FOOD STYLIST: Hmm, let's see... What about a nice rustic looking pizza with all the toppings? That will get people's attention.

BOSS: Nah, everybody's doing pizza these days. I got it! How about a giant chocolate chip cookie topped with three scoops of vanilla ice cream with that Magic Shell stuff on it? Maybe throw a little strawberries and blueberries on for effect.

FOOD STYLIST: You had that in your head the whole time, didn't you?

BOSS: Damn right! Make it happen!

Cast iron giant cookie pan creates bakery-style oversized cookies, restaurant-quality flavorful single-serve pizzas baked from center to sides with perfection, and other gourmet delicacies including tortillas, fajitas and crepes at home. Pre-seasoned to work on stovetop or in oven. Keeps food warmer for longer with masterful heat retention and distribution. Cast iron, 15 x 10 1/2 x 2". Was: $19.98 Now: $9.98 (because nobody wants it.)

1 comment:

Glory von Hathor said...

I can feel that pan handle giving my palm second degree burns, just by looking at it.