Oh, look how fun! Here's a cutesy little sign aimed at idiots who grew up in the 80s and miss their "Lamborghini/Italian/Greek/My Little Pony Parking Only" sign, and now find themselves in a loveless, abusive marriage arranged by their strict parents.
Rules for marital bliss sign lays down the laws of late-night so you and your partner can both get some Z's. Seven commandments include No Drooling, No Snoring, and maybe the most common bedtime violation, No Blanket Hogging. Embossed aluminum with pre-drilled holes, 12 x 8". $12.98