Saturday, September 27, 2008

WhyBuy Garbage?

Here is a device that's not even worth the box it's shipped in. It's a baby crying analyzer aimed at lazy, stupid parents, it apparently "interprets the various reasons for why your baby cries and displays the answer on an easy to read LCD screen"

*blink*

And it gets better. They have narrowed it down to five easy categories: Hungry, Bored, Annoyed, Tired and Stressed.

Can you guess which category I'm in right now? I'll give you a hint: it's not hungry, bored, tired or stressed.



I can just imagine how this would play out in reality. Or when the batteries die and the stupid parent realizes they have to think on their own to figure it out.

LORRAINE: Oh, dang it. Fetus is cryin again. Cletus, go check the baby cryin monitor.

CLETUS: It says Fetus is bored.

LORRAINE: Did ya throw a toy in the crib?

CLETUS: Yep.

LORRAINE: And Fetus is still cryin?

CLETUS: Yep.

LORRAINE: Well, that settles it. The baby's broken. Dang it.

The WhyCry baby crying analyzer interprets the various reasons for why your baby cries and displays the answer on an easy to read LCD screen. This device teaches new parents to distinguish the different types of cries of their baby. Reasons can be summarized into 5 categories: Hungry, Bored, Annoyed, Tired and Stressed. Baby Sound Monitor. Accessories Include 4 AA Batteries. 1 Channel 99.99

2 comments:

neil russell said...

I wonder what the percentage display is for; diaper fill perhaps? The numbers turn red when it reaches 80%

Chris said...

It's the percentage of debt you're in after buying this crap.