Friday, September 19, 2008

The Small Beige Dog Pissed All Over The Lazy Owner

Here's a great way to turn a dog into a cat. Walking dogs is for suckers! Now they can pee right in the house while you sit on your ass and watch TV.

While probably not the worst product I've ever seen, I would LOVE to be there when someone tries to empty two gallons of festering dog urine from it after leaving the dog alone in the apartment for a week.

This mat-and-tray system gives dogs a place to relieve themselves when they can't get outside for respite. Ideal for high-rise dwelling dogs, when owners aren't home, or even just for times of harsh weather, this ingenious system uses a mat made of antimicrobial porous artificial turf that gives off an organic scent to attract dogs, so they can be taught quickly that it is an acceptable spot for relieving themselves. The mat sits on top of a plastic insert which allows liquid to drain into the included tray for easy clean-up. The turf yarn is a unique construction specially designed for use with dogs, and its antimicrobial composition helps prevent odors. The tray is easy to empty and can hold up to two gallons of liquid. 1" H x 30" W x 20" L. (6 1/2 lbs.) $149.95

1 comment:

Lady Jaye said...

And how about dog shit? It's not like dogs have litter boxes for that...