Have a drinking problem? This nasty costume will sober you up faster than you can say "unattractive yet cocky (pun intended) European-esque model with bad hair and a fucked up lip."
Breathalyzer costume shows your concern for your friends' safety - sort of! This outrageous getup reminds partygoers that the only thing better than being the "Life of the Party" is being "Sotally tober." Polyester, one size fits all. $39.98