Friday, August 01, 2008

Got Cankles?

This has to be one of the UGLIEST shoes to ever grace a sweatshop. And the most confusing.

Is it for adults? Children? Horses? Women with deformed ankles? Good GOD. And the description had to have been cut and pasted from somewhere else. "Has seduction under its belt."

I don't know about seduction. Hay, maybe. And it looks cheap, too! Like it was found at bottom of the "rejected pile" at the Payless corporate office.

Not Rated. Buckle bootie. Has seduction under its belt. Imported polyurethane. 1 1/2" heel. $59.

4 comments: said...

I think Madonna wore those in Desperately Seeking Susan :-X

Chris said...

I think your Madonna fan club membership has just been revoked.

Moda di Magno said...

What year is it? *shivivers*

MarKo's LowDown said...

You are f***ing genius ... You should buy those and then post a picture if you wearing them