Wednesday, August 20, 2008

The Dim Light Hides the Bruises, Too!

This dumb piece of battery operated shit night coaster is supposed to help you get just enough light so that you can find your glasses in the dark, without worrying about your partner getting up and beating the shit out of you for turning on the light to go to the bathroom.


You know, if you're in that kind of hostile relationship where you need dumb gadgets like these to keep your partner happy, wouldn't you rather just keep the money for the divorce lawyer?

Nite Coaster. With the wave of a hand, shed just the right amount of light on hard to see items at night, including glasses, medication, cell phone, hearing aid and more. Shuts off automatically. Blue light makes items easy to find without disturbing others who may be sleeping. Features water resistant body, rubber no mar feet and night activation for energy preservation. Requires four AAA batteries, not included. $24.98


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1 comment:

Scooter said...

Hmmmm, I wonder if it will work for contact lenses???