Tuesday, July 08, 2008

(Your Money is) Gone in 60 Seconds

Vikki LaMotta's Eye Contour Gel is plastic surgery in a jar!

Just look at these incredible before and after shots. Only 60 seconds apart! Honestly, I don't even think it's the same person. It's probably Cloris Leachman on the left and Frances McDormand on the right.


You know, if you're going to claim that something works that well in 60 seconds, that's enough time to make a short YouTube video, right? But no, these pictures will be enough for the majority of the buying public.

God damn con artists.

Vikki LaMotta’s Eye Contour Gel was developed to keep the delicate skin around the eyes firm. Apply a small amount twice a day and watch the fine lines and puffiness diminish. Cool gel sooths the skin and refreshes your eyes for a more youthful look. You’ll love the results and the compliments! ½ oz. $24.98

4 comments:

Lady Jaye said...

It's so obvious that it's not the same person in the before and after pics... The least they could have done is pick two people with the same eye color...

Chris said...

I didn't even see that. VERY good, Lady Jaye.

Chris said...

or tinted the eyes to match.

nikoeternal.com said...

i noticed the eye color too, but why does she have bangs after 60 seconds???? also her eyes seem a bit more relaxed in the after shot