Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Show and Tell

These USB accessories will:


A) make you popular with the night staff
B) get you fired for bringing toys to work
C) make you the laughing stock of the entire company
D) drain your wallet
E) all of the above

I'm hoping it's E, because you really have to be stupid to think that a fan the size of a quarter is going to be put out a "strong breeze."

USB fan and desk vac keep your work space cool and clean with fully functional desk accessories. Fan puts out a strong breeze, and the vacuum easily picks up dust and crumbs. No batteries needed. Just plug in to your computer's USB port. Each about 8", features a 45" cord. $14.98

5 comments:

Neil Russell said...

If the had just thought to make the vacuum cleaner a memory stick as well the opportunity for office embarrassment would be fantastic.
"Let's see that new project you've been working on".
"Yes ma'am, got it right here"
"What's that noise?"
"Uh, nothing"

Slinky Redfoot said...

oh my god somehow i love this thing

Slinky Redfoot said...

i still love this thing.

Steven said...

Whatever happened to using the back of your hand?

Oh, wait. It's too busy jacking off.

Chris said...

I prefer to keep a can of compressed air under my desk and blast away. It is so much more satisfying.