Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Previously Unreleased: Twinkie Tuesdays 14: DipShit

Here is a previously unreleased Twinkie Tuesdays post for you. Thankfully there is no name attached to it, so there's little chance that some crackpot will post a nasty comment defending this shit.


Twinkie Dip

Items Needed:
2 or more Twinkies
1-3 tablespoons of chocolate milk mix
1 cup milk
1 handful mini marshmallows
1 scoop whipped cream

DIRECTIONS: Heat up milk and mix in desired amount of chocolate powder. Add marshmallows and let them melt a little, soaking up the chocolate drink. Finally, top with whipped cream. The "dip" is now ready. Slice Twinkies in half lengthwise. Dip Twinkies in chocolate. Be sure to let the sponge cake soak up the flavor.

This is fucking digusting. Yes, children, soak them. Soak the fucking Twinkie in there so that it breaks apart and sinks to the bottom of the glass. Then you can dip another in there because you lost the first one and now you're - 300 fucking pounds! Happy now?

4 comments:

nikoeternal.com said...

In MY day that was called hot chocolate and twinkies.

Neil Russell said...

I'm finally happy that I'm allergic to chocolate.

Now a true atrocity would be deviled crab stuffed Twinkies.

Slinky Redfoot said...

oh i so wish someone would defend this

BRYAN AMBITION said...

"and now you're 300 fucking pounds!" hahaha you're amazing! ;-)