Presenting (I kid you not), the "Pajama Warmer."
Here are some frequently asked questions about the Pajama Warmer:
Q: What if I don't wear pajamas?
A: Then you're probably some kind of freaky sex-fetishist. Do not buy our products, you degenerate piece of filth.
Q: Is this endorsed by Kramer? Because this reminds me of that episode where he became obsessed with warm clothes and ended up burning them in the pizza oven.
A: We don't know who this Kramer person is, but he is welcome to purchase a Pajama Warmer for himself or as a gift.
Q: I see that it comes in red, lavender and a floral pattern. Can I order one in green?
Q: Why waste 35 dollars on something that keeps my jammies warm only for a few minutes, when I could just get an electric blanket and stay warm all night?
A: Security, have this man removed.
Pajama Warmer is the ultimate in luxury. Heat up your jammies for extra cozy relaxation and stop going to bed cold. Fifteen minutes in this portable electric warming pouch is all it takes to have toasty pajamas at the perfect temperature for a comfortable night's sleep. Works with socks, underwear, baby clothes, towels, gloves and more. 20 x 16 x 1". $34.98