Wednesday, July 30, 2008

The More You Know About Caftans

A warning to all women under the age of 60.

The following image is intended to trick you into thinking that caftans are somehow sexy by using a young impressionable girl to model this attrocious frock. CAFTANS ARE NOT SEXY. Don't be fooled by trick caftans.

Please pass this along to every woman you know. We must stop this epidemic in its tracks. If it saves one girl from growing up to look like Blanche from the Golden Girls then it's worth it.

Let this shimmering satin gown drape your body in its flowery folds. Nothing could be more comfortable for lounging around the house, or more glamorous for intimate at-home entertaining. Fashioned of polyester satin; machine wash. Imported. One size fits to size 28.$14.99


Moda di Magno said...

I'm guessing my husband would say "That could be sexy on the floor..."

Slinky Redfoot said...

i think that caftan would look a lot better crinkled up at the foot of my bed.