Thursday, July 10, 2008

Just Wait Until He Opens His Presents

This Electronic Flashing Musical Birthday Cake gets the award for Most Pointless Item of All Time.

It looks like a cake, but you can't eat it. It is a fake plastic cake with five LED candles that go out when you blow on them. (No, I don't know what happens when they turn six) It also plays Happy Birthday, in case you often find yourself completely alone on your birthday and someone sends this to you out of pity.

It is aimed at uptight, controlling parents who are afraid of fire and fat.

And it will be the number one reason for little Timmy to run away from home. If you want to hear what it sounds like, go here.


Our cute musical cake features 5 LED candles you set to flashing or steady, and when "The Birthday Person" blows on them, the lights go out! Plays Happy Birthday To You. Great gift when you can't be there in person! Also great for kids (not messy, no sugar), and dieters! Enjoy the cake without the calories! $19.98

1 comment:

Slinky Redfoot said...

i like the toxic air spewing from the brat's mouth