Thursday, July 10, 2008

Great for Hiding Dead Bodies Too

The Wide Sweep Caftan is for women with longer strides, who find themselves tripping over lesser, traditional caftans, with their constricting mummy-like proportions.

Also great for shoplifting. You can easily fit a Butterball under there.


Its beautiful blue patchwork floral print, extra-wide sweep and soft-as-silk touch make this floor-length caftan the most beautiful style you'll ever own! Detailed with a flattering V-neck with tie closure, easy step-in zipper front, feminine flutter sleeves and handy side-seam pockets. Machine wash-and-dry polyester. Imported. 52" long. $19.99

1 comment:

S* said...

Ummm...I haven't been here in ages and was happy to see a caftan. Does that mean I, um, like them or something?