Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Because Exercise is For Losers

The older I get, the easier it is to spot bullshit. Slim Shits (intentional misspelling on my part) are tiny creamer-like cups of an unknown substance that is supposed to help you control your appetite. Whatever.

I don't know about you, but I'd rather go the gym and up my protein intake to lose weight, instead of downing some random mystery chemical that may give me cancer down the road.

People are so damn gullible.

Slim Shots™ liquid appetite control­ler helps you eat less without feeling hungry for up to 8 hours! Patented, all-natural formula has been clinically shown to reduce cravings and caloric intake by up to 30%—from the first day and without jitters or side effects. 1 to 2 shots a day help moderate portion size and reduce the temptation to nibble between meals. All-natural ingredients; vanilla-flavored single serve supplements can be taken alone or mixed with food or a beverage. $19.98

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