No more votes, people. We have a winner. This is the definitive lazy-ass product. The self-stirring coffee mug from Gevalia. It runs on two AAA batteries and takes whatever self-respect you had and flushes it down the toilet.
Word is they're developing a device to not only make and stir the coffee, but lift it to your open mouth so that you may take gentle sips while driving.
Please disregard the "hand-wash" instructions. This item is completely dishwasher safe!
Insulated stainless steel gently stirs your beverage at the push of a button. Keeps coffee hot for hours. With snap-on, see-through sipper lid. 12-oz. capacity. Includes 2 AAA batteries. Hand wash. Imported. $18.95
[source: Geekologie, Gevalia]