Monday, June 09, 2008

Funeral Gnome

Just imagine inviting people over to your home and greeting them with this piece of crap.

BART: Mom, here they come!
MOM: Oh, boy! Quick, hide by the curtains!
BART: Here comes Uncle Jack.
MOM: And there's Aunt Linda. They're gonna be so surprised.
BART: Look at...uh oh.
MOM: What is it?
BART: Why is Uncle Jack clutching his chest like that?
MOM: Oh, shit.

Plump gnome ground peeker Surprise! This spritely gnome is a charming way to welcome guests to your home. Just place him on your deck, lawn, garden or porch and he'll look like he just popped up to take a peek around. Polyresin, 8 1/2 x 5 1/2". $19.98

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