Here's an item that inspires me to think about the future.
If and when the day ever comes that I cannot eat an entire banana without saving half "for later," while calling them "nanas", I would like to be smothered with a pillow.
NANA Saver™ Banana Holder Eliminates waste so you can enjoy half now, and half later. Keeps a sliced banana fresher, longer by reducing exposure to air. Hinged banana shaped body with tiny teeth grip sliced bananas firmly in place and flat plate presses snug against banana face to minimize air contact. Top-rack dishwasher safe. Plastic. $2.98