Wednesday, May 14, 2008

It's The Owner That Needs the Therapist

Even thought I could probably use this book, I think I already have an idea about what's inside.

Section 3 BEHAVIOR

Opening and slamming cabinet doors = I'm hungry. Get out of bed right now, and feed me.

Running from one end of the apartment to the other = When are you guys gonna get a bigger apartment?

Knocking over furniture in the middle of the night = This is the best theme park EVER.

Constant meowing at 6:00 a.m. = If you don't get up, you'll be late for work, then you'll get fired and I'll starve to death.

Punching cat-sized holes in the screen = Whoa! Almost fell out the window there. Stupid birds.

Cat Talk Book reveals the hidden moods and meanings of kitty communication! Noted cat therapist Carole Wilbourn explains the many messages your feline is trying to convey with their vocal and body language. You’ll learn how to decipher your tabby’s behavior, spot and interpret signals, and understand emotional and physical needs. A must for all cat lovers! 168 pages. $14.98

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