Monday, April 21, 2008

Here Comes the Debt

Ladies, don't forget to add this to your bridal registry! Start your lifetime of debt together with this stomach-churning wedding clock! Designed by a 9-year-old with stencils and water colors, this clock will easily go with any decor, so long as that decor has wheels and sits in a trailer park. It uses a totally impractical combination of AA and C batteries, and plays Here Comes the Bride every single hour, to remind you that, yes, you're married now. No more late nights out with the girls, no more unadulterated fun, no more random sex... Hey! What are you doing with that hammer?


Wedding chime clock At the peak of every hour Wagner's classic "Here Comes The Bride" plays in strings and piano. Each hour the bride and groom march around the wedding clock. Night sensor mutes sound in darkness and volume control. Requires one AA battery and three C batteries for the chime, not included. Plastic, 13 1/2". $39.98

4 comments:

greencan said...

I'd rather spend the money on a wake-up service, a bottle of wine, or hell, even a vibrator

Chris said...

Me too. Except for the vibrator.

debt help said...

"There's no one I would rather start a lifetime of debt with than you, my darling..."

Debt Advice said...

Haha - very funny Chris!