Friday, April 18, 2008

Endorsed by the State of California

Introducing the Furminator! This massive device will comb an entire adult sized dog in two easy strokes. Simply lay the dog on its side, comb, then flip! It's that easy. No more tiny, hard to handle brushes and hours and hours of combing. And you'll save money on expensive pet groomers, too! Order now, and we'll throw in a second Furminator, absolutely free. Just pay $99.99 for heavy freight.


Furminator deshedding tool promotes healthy skin and a shiny coat. Quickly and easily remove loose hair, bring out natural oils and reduce shedding by up to 90%. Reduce mess and airborne elements that cause allergic reactions. Works on short and long haired pets, helps eliminate hairballs in cats. Rubber, plastic, stainless steel.

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2 comments:

Scooter said...

Someone should buy one of these and use it on Diana Ross!

S* said...

You gotta link to the pic of the couple with the dog hair sweaters!