Monday, April 21, 2008

Died With a Silver Spoon in Her Mouth

Illusion Decorative Flatware is the culinary equivalent of putting a Lexus badge on a 1982 Cadillac Cimmaron. In other words, "You're not fooling anyone." For all this marketing mumbo jumbo, these look like they were made with pressed aluminum foil, sure to snap off and get caught in someone's throat. Buyer beware!

HOSTESS: I'd like to thank everyone for coming tonight. Please, have a seat. Our first course is a lovely house salad with rare grape tomatoes. We'll be following that will a succulent Kraft Macaroni and Cheese souffle. For dessert, we'll be having individual Italian Ices! Bon appetit!

SET A BEAUTIFUL TABLE! For special occasions or everyday use, this beautiful flatware set with the look of fine faceted crystal, is the perfect compliment to any dinnerware. Service for four in durable stainless steel includes: knife, fork, salad fork, spoon, soup spoon, and stores or displays on a sturdy 10"T metal stand. Perfect for everyday meals, buffets, and elegant dinner parties. Dishwasher safe.$29.97

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