Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Thou Shalt Not Spend Your Money on Crap

Jesus Christ must be spinning in his grave at the thought of Moses selling out like this. Behold, the Ten Commandments Clock. Missing is the eleventh commandment: Thou Shalt Not Fritter Away Your Hard Earned Money on a Fake Stone Ten Commandments Clock Just to Appear More Religious.


Make the timeless word of God be the foundation for all the hours of your life. This tabletop or wall clock borrows its design from the tablets given to Moses on Mt. Sinai. Contains each of the 10 holy laws inscribed on stone-finished polyresin. Sweeping second hand; requires 1 AA battery (not included). Measures 9 1/2"W x 7"H. $9.99 [Collections Etc]

3 comments:

S* said...

What is up with the creepy little Moses on top? Ew.

S* said...

Wait...is Moses wearing a caftan?

Paynin Diaz said...

and really.....was the religious fish symbol necessary?