Thursday, March 20, 2008

I Can Just Imagine How You Do the Dishes

Hey, there, American gadget lover! Do you like pasta? Sure you do! Do you eat it every night? Sure you do. Are you lazy, gullible and stupid? Of course you are, that's why this lovely gadget will soon be on your shopping list. The Fasta Pasta (My God, that fucking name) is another kitchen gadget designed to eliminate the tedious task of boiling water and stirring every few minutes, even though your fat ass could probably use the exercise since this will only enable you to double the amount of pasta you consume daily. Mangia!

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Fasta Pasta cooker makes a quick meal in the microwave. Measure, cook, drain and store all in one container. No waiting for a big pot of water to boil. Make spaghetti, fettuccini, macaroni, lasagna and more. Cooks evenly without sticking, won't boil over. Dishwasher-safe plastic, 11 3/4 x 5 3/4 x 3 1/2". $14.98


neil russell said...

$15 for a Glad fridge box with holes in it? Ok, I'm missing a good bet selling plastic crap.
How about short lengths of PVC preloaded with Taster's Choice, just add water and microwave for "Instant Coffee Shooters". A steal at $9.95. Order now and we'll double it, after all we've only got 25 cents in it.

Paynin Diaz said...

it that pronounced Fast-a Past-a
or Faust-a Paust-a?

Chris said...

I think the correct pronunciation is "Fast-a Trash-a."

Thank you! I'll be here all week!