Friday, March 21, 2008

Excuse Me While I Go Bleach My Eyes

What's this?

A) Rare red manta ray?
B) Avant garde Easter hat?
C) Pilates mat
D) Other, please tell me it's not B.

Click Read More to find out. Warning: NSFW.

D) As in

"Dear, would you go get the Lover's Cushion so we can have elderly sex?"
"Well, you're cleaning it up after."
"That's okay, honey. It wipes clean!"

Ergonomic cushion increases muscle comfort during those intimate moments, and helps protect the tailbone and waist muscles. The gentle slope relieves pressure on the woman and positions her at the perfect angle for greatest satisfaction. Wipe clean rubber measures 15" x 15" x 3". $49.99


neil russell said...

Looks like with a couple of attachments and a battery, it could be marketed as a standalone.
The "One Night Standalone" perhaps?
Wonder if Billy Mays will be doing the infomercial for this one?
Definitely categorized correctly as "Scary"

Steven said...

I need one of those for work.

Scooter said...

I use one in church!

Chris said...

In church? Are you an altar boy, Scooter?