Monday, March 31, 2008

Don't Give Her Any Ideas

I'll bet this gun-shaped remote control gets old fast.

WIFE: Honey? Where's the remote?
HUSBAND: I got yer remote right here! Yee haa! (shoots TV, channels change rapid-fire) Look! Golf is on. Now it's not! Pew-pew-pew!
WIFE: Honey. Come on. I want to watch Lifetime.
HUSBAND: We don't take too kindly to people who watch Lifetime! Pew-pew-pew! (Fires at wife) There's a new sheriff in town!
WIFE: Stop it! It's not funny! I want to watch the Betty Broderick Story!
HUSBAND: No can do, lil lady. (shakes head) Where you goin? Oh well. Dumb broad.
(five minutes later)
WIFE: I'm back.
HUSBAND: Oh, you got a gun shaped remote too now? Dang. That one looks real!

Gun Remote Control. Blast through the channels with this sharp-shootin remote control! Program it to move up or down one channel at a time, control volume or any other singular function you choose. Each time you pull the trigger, it makes a gun fire sound! If anyone questions your authority, point to the included Sheriffs badge and lay down the law!

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