Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Because Floor Lamps are Obsolete

I guess this was the next logical step after the stupid Wireless Stick Up Light.

Quiztime!

How many days will this plastic battery-powered LED piece of shit last before it's tossed into the landfill?



A) 2
B) 19
C) 5
D) It will arrive broken, and be even uglier than the picture.

And I'll take a guess that the "mounting hardware" is nothing but a strip of double-face tape which will tear a big fat hole in your wall. This will be two weeks after you've installed it and ten days after it broke.

Wireless Dimmable Wall Sconce. Sleek style plus quick installation and ease of use make this decorative sconce a no-brainer when it comes to adding light. Nine, bright LEDs emit a powerful stream of light to illuminate any room. Head swivels for total control. No wires, no mess, no fuss. Dimmable for moods. Three AA batteries required (not included). Mounting hardware included. Chrome finish plastic, 3 1/4 x 6 1/4 x 10 1/4". $19.98

3 comments:

Paynin Diaz said...

that word "Sconce"...pisses me off just now

Paynin Diaz said...

$20 for this!!!!
plus you have to by two packs of batteries as AA's don't come in three packs !! OMG i'm soooo angry now

S* said...

OK, I admit, I bought 2 of those tap lights way back when from Bed Bath & Beyond for my closet. Those bastards drained through 2 AA's in like 2 days.