Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Rock n Roll Right into that Nursing Home!

Creepy fitness celebrity Tony Little wants the senior citizens of the world to ROCK 'N ROLL!



Judging by this picture, what's the most likely scenario to arise when using this product? Keep in mind that you are a senior citizen under 250 lbs (the intended demographic for this item).

A) right broken hip
B) left broken hips
C) death
D) dented floor boards
E) all of the above, all at once

Step up to fitness with Tony Little’s Rock ‘n’ Roll Stepper™ ! Specially-designed exerciser helps improve cardiovascular fitness, increase flexibility, balance, and energy level, strengthen muscles and burn fat. Set includes stepper, digital counter, floor mat, user’s manual, training DVD. Sturdy steel construction; not for use by persons over 250 lbs. 21-1/4" x 11-1/4" x 10".
$59.98
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1 comment:

nikoeternal.com said...

GEEZ, he looks like Ozzy Osbourne taking sterroids in addition to all the other drugs at once.