These generic, geriatric, overpriced sneakers have what appear to be bb pellets embedded in the sole to add weight to them in order to give the user a work out. Because going to Modell's and buying removable ankle weights would be dumb.
JENNIE: Grandma! You're back from your walk already? What's wrong? What happened to your new shoes?
GRANDMA: What the hell was in those? Lead? My God, I almost died out there, you little bitch! Have they tried marketing those to the mafia?
JENNIE: Those were a hundred and seventy dollars! Where are they?
GRANDMA: The corner of Elm and Main. But you might want to call a tow-truck first.
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