Thursday, February 07, 2008

Pairs Nicely with a Heart Attack

To the makers of the Snack Sized Fryer for One or Two,

Are you out of your minds? You should be making harder, not easier for people to eat fried foods! Ever hear of something called heart disease? For fuck's sake. (God, I'm in a bad mood lately)

UPDATE: Here's a recipe that sounds perfect for this machine. Fried Butter Balls, by Paula Deen (who else, really?) Don't forget to click on the reviews there. Hysterical! Thanks for the tip, Lori!

Snack Sized Fryer for One or Two. Make fast, mouth-watering snacks and appetizers that are crisped to perfection and packed full of flavor. Deep fry everything: donuts, chips, fries, vegetables, potatoes, chicken strips, shrimp and more. Features cool touch handles, easy view lid, odor eliminating filter and adjustable thermostat (175-375°ree;). Includes basket with detachable handle that rests on edge of base and lets foods drain. Holds five cups of oil with a 1 1/4 lb food capacity. Stainless steel, 8 1/4 x 9 1/2 x 7 1/2". $39.98 [Taylor Gifts]



Lady Jaye said...

ewwwwwww for the deep-fried butterballs... seems like the grossest idea ever.

Neil Russell said...

Deep fried butter, yum. I'm so proud Ms Deen is from my hometown.
There are many fried-everything eaters around here, they are easy to spot waddling around the shopping malls, although the biggest leviathans will be riding "mart carts".
Really brings new meaning to "doublewide" said...

I heart Paula Deen!