Oh, how my sick mind works.
How much fun would it be to swap out these "diet" (barf) cookies for some Chips Ahoy?
DIETER: I don't understand. I've been on the Hollywood Cookie Diet for 6 weeks - and I've gained 25 lbs!
CHRIS: Keep at it. Persistence is the key. You'll gain a little in the beginning, but soon, the weight falls off so fast you'll have to hold onto your pants so they don't fall right off in the middle of the street.
DIETER: Are you sure?
CHRIS: Trust me. Would I lie to you?
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